dont you dare think
for even a second
that nobody saw you
when you decided this waS AN ACCEPTABLE WAY TO PARK YOUR VEHICLE BECAUSE I SAW IT OKAY I FUCKING SAW IT YOUR CRAPPY PARKING JOB IS ON GOOGLE MAPS IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD
how did you find this
if you dont still say “wed-ness-day” in your head when you spell wednesday then ur a fucking liar
"… You certainly are not shy of asking emotionally trying questions, I will admit…"
"It… is hard. Very hard. It has been hard for 600 years, and it will be hard if I live for ten thousand more. I have outlived every last human being on this earth for 600 years. But… even now, those three magical girls hold a special place in my heart. Liz Hawkwood. Melissa de Vignolles. Eliza Celjska… and not just them. All those brave, heroic men who fought alongside me. I… I wish to see them again. All of them. I wish to sit at a great table that can hold every single one of us in Heaven and eat and drink alongside them.”
"I have though. Many, many times I have. I am a human being, after all. I like having friends. And seldom do I meet others than magical girls who can understand a fraction of the burdens I carry. I’ve made friends over these years, magical girls and normal humans. In particular, the team I led during World War II was an extremely close group to me. And then… well…"
"… I care about them all, so, so much. Even now, I am sure that once their witches were destroyed, they went to Heaven. So many of them, all of them… every magical girl, every witch… even though those three and those six hold a special place in my heart, that doesn’t make all the others any less significant. And… it’s just…
"… It’s been a hard life…"
I am so sorry for this comic lord forgive my sins
this is possibly one of the smartest thing someone did hahaahha
this i think is one of the main reasons i don’t see myself ever settling down long term with a dude
you have to deal with their weird perpetual child bullshit that everyone seems to just accept???
like there always seem to be magazine features or scenes on tv shows of wives complaining about all the dumb shit their husbands do, and the workarounds they’ve come up with
i don’t want to complain about my life partner like that
i don’t want to have to come up with workarounds and just accept their patheticness/obliviousness
i want to settle down with someone who is trying just as hard as me to be the best person they can be, and to be as respectful and kind and thoughtful to me and to others as they can
and the popular notion is that men like….can’t do that???
which i understand is gender stereotyping
but if this chart is just celebrated as smart, if the dude this is designed around isn’t an exception
then i’m staying the fuck away from men as anything more than sex buddies ‘cuz i don’t wanna be my partner’s mommy, that sounds totally unappealing to me
liked and reblogged only for comments b/c fuck this “men should be rewarded for things women ‘have’ to do” bullshit. if that’s being hetero, i’m out.
isnt this what they fucking do in elementary schools or?
THANK YOU THIS IS WHY NEVER
Men are children. That is what this chart tells me.
- what the fuck. Men need to be rewarded for fucking acting like adults? If there is mess you fucking clean it because it’s either yours or your spawn’s mess so be a fucking adult and deal with it. There is no reward for doing this shit in life except having it fucking done. Grow up and be an adult.
It is FAR too early to be doing anything right now…
…but this was just too adorbs to miss!
that being said i’d still like more anons for tart